CRANACH, Lucas the Elder - Amorous Old Woman and Young Man (Artwork) Hoodie
A Moralizing Masterpiece
This hoodie showcases a striking detail from Lucas Cranach the Elder's provocative painting, "Amorous Old Woman and Young Man." The design captures the core of Cranach's vision: an unflinching look at an "ill-matched couple" where the older woman, depicted with stark realism, offers coins to a young man. The scene is presented without romantic idealization, offering instead a visual commentary on the themes of greed, exploitation, and the social complexities surrounding age and marriage.
The Depiction of a Transaction
The design focuses on the key elements of the artwork. The old woman's presence, marked by her advanced age and toothless smile, is juxtaposed with the youthful figure of the man, creating an immediate sense of unease. The act of the woman placing coins into the man's hand is central to the design, emphasizing the transactional nature of the interaction and the underlying critique of relationships motivated by economic gain rather than genuine affection. The low balustrade and the intimacy of their proximity, against the backdrop of Cranach's masterful use of light and shadow, add layers of subtle implication to the piece.
Symbolism and Commentary
The artwork design itself represents a satirical commentary on the 16th-century social norms of the Northern Renaissance. The design, much like the original painting, serves as a moralizing allegory, warning against the pitfalls of relationships built on lust, convenience, or greed. The reversal of the expected gender/age roles, with an older woman and a young man, challenges traditional power dynamics. The design captures Cranach's genius for provocative art designed to provoke thought and reflection on the darker sides of human behavior. Wearing this design means displaying a piece of art that invites viewers to question societal values and consider the complexities of human relationships.
Unisex Heavy-Blend Hoodie
A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt built for comfort-first living. This heavy-blend hoodie pairs plush insulation with a clean, unfussy silhouette — roomy enough to curl up in, tidy enough to wear out.
Product Highlights
Made from a thick cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie feels plush the moment you put it on. The fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky, and the soft brushed interior keeps it gentle against the skin — perfect for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or working from the couch.
Practical details matter: the spacious kangaroo pocket gives your hands a place to warm up and keeps small essentials close, while a matching drawstring adds a refined touch that won't clash with print or embroidery. Built with reinforced seams and a balanced weight, it wears like your favorite sweatshirt from week one.
- Thick cotton/polyester blend for softness and thermal comfort
- Brushed interior for a cozy hand-feel
- Large kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Matching drawstring for a clean, coordinated look
- Durable construction designed to hold shape and color
Fit & Style Notes
This hoodie has a relaxed, unisex cut—comfortable as a standalone layer or roomy enough to go over a tee. Prefer a contemporary, oversized look? Consider sizing up one. Want a neater fit for layering under jackets? Stick with your usual size.
Style it with tapered joggers and minimalist sneakers for an elevated casual set, or add a denim jacket and boots for an easy street-ready outfit. It's a versatile base for prints, patches, or embroidered logos.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a hoodie you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Tip: For a roomy, contemporary hoodie, go one size up. For a trim, layered fit, pick your usual size.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- If needed, iron or steam on low heat