CRY ONION (VHS COVER) Hoodie: Design Overview
This hoodie showcases a vibrant and evocative design inspired by the vintage VHS cover art of the 1975 spaghetti-western comedy, "Cry, Onion!" (Cipolla Colt).
The Art of the Spaghetti Western
The design immediately captures the essence of the film's genre. Expect classic Spaghetti Western iconography: a fearless cowboy, likely Onion Jack himself, often brandishing a firearm with a confident smirk. The art draws upon the familiar visual language of the genre: cowboy hats, dusty backdrops, and perhaps a touch of theatrics to emphasize the comedic tone.
A Slice of 1970s Nostalgia
The color palette is a key element, harkening back to the 1970s film poster style. Expect bold, saturated colors - perhaps fiery oranges and yellows, earthy browns, and the occasional splash of vibrant green to suggest the "onion" connection. The layout is purposefully reminiscent of classic VHS packaging, with text and credits arranged to evoke the feeling of a well-worn rental tape. The arrangement of the graphics is intended to recall the home-video market, reminding you of the good old days.
A Comedy-Western Hybrid
The design’s most prominent element is an acknowledgment of the film’s comedic side. The expressions of the characters and the artwork as a whole are designed to be "tongue-in-cheek" rather than serious. This hoodie isn't just a nod to the Western genre; it's a celebration of its lighthearted, parodic twist.
Unisex Heavy-Blend Hoodie
A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt built for comfort-first living. This heavy-blend hoodie pairs plush insulation with a clean, unfussy silhouette — roomy enough to curl up in, tidy enough to wear out.
Product Highlights
Made from a thick cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie feels plush the moment you put it on. The fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky, and the soft brushed interior keeps it gentle against the skin — perfect for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or working from the couch.
Practical details matter: the spacious kangaroo pocket gives your hands a place to warm up and keeps small essentials close, while a matching drawstring adds a refined touch that won't clash with print or embroidery. Built with reinforced seams and a balanced weight, it wears like your favorite sweatshirt from week one.
- Thick cotton/polyester blend for softness and thermal comfort
- Brushed interior for a cozy hand-feel
- Large kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Matching drawstring for a clean, coordinated look
- Durable construction designed to hold shape and color
Fit & Style Notes
This hoodie has a relaxed, unisex cut—comfortable as a standalone layer or roomy enough to go over a tee. Prefer a contemporary, oversized look? Consider sizing up one. Want a neater fit for layering under jackets? Stick with your usual size.
Style it with tapered joggers and minimalist sneakers for an elevated casual set, or add a denim jacket and boots for an easy street-ready outfit. It's a versatile base for prints, patches, or embroidered logos.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a hoodie you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Tip: For a roomy, contemporary hoodie, go one size up. For a trim, layered fit, pick your usual size.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- If needed, iron or steam on low heat
