INSTANT RAGE (VHS COVER) T-Shirt: Design Description
This t-shirt showcases the iconic cover art of the cult classic film, Instant Rage. The design bursts with the over-the-top energy synonymous with late-80s/early-90s VHS covers, a relic of a bygone era in cinema.
A Symphony of Mayhem
The artwork is a potent cocktail of action movie tropes: a ninja poised for attack, an exploding helicopter, and a truck plowing through a tangle of crushed vehicles. This dynamic composition promises a relentless onslaught of violence and high stakes.
Symbolism of "False-Coveritis"
The design, while visually striking, carries a layer of irony. It embodies the phenomenon of "false-coveritis," where the marketing vastly exaggerates the actual film's content. The cover, more than the movie itself, represents the aggressive, exploitation-cinema approach to selling movies during the VHS boom.
Nostalgia and Cult Status
For collectors and cult film aficionados, the design is a badge of honor. It speaks to a love for the obscure, the low-budget, and the historical artifacts of media culture. Wearing this design is a nod to a time when cover art was a primary driver of film discovery and the allure of the unknown.
Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
A reliable classic cotton tee built for comfort, durability, and style. This unisex heavy cotton shirt is the perfect everyday staple — soft, structured, and designed to make printed designs look sharp and vibrant.
Product Highlights
- 100% heavy cotton fabric for structure and comfort
- Smooth surface ensures vivid, long-lasting prints
- No side seams for irritation-free wear
- Reinforced shoulders to maintain shape over time
- Classic unisex fit — works for all body types
Fit & Style Notes
Designed with versatility in mind, this tee works as your everyday go-to. Wear it true-to-size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed, modern drape. The mid-weight cotton balances softness and structure, making it equally great for layering or wearing on its own.
Style it with jeans, joggers, or skirts — its timeless silhouette makes it easy to dress up or down. Perfect for personal wear, printing, branding, or merch drops.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a t-shirt you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.10 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 23.70 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.00 |
Tip: Compare these measurements with your favorite tee for the best fit.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not iron directly on printed designs
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on low heat
