INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS (VHS COVER) Hoodie - Design Description
This hoodie design plunges you directly into the lurid heart of 1970s/1980s horror video art. The artwork is a direct translation of the iconic VHS cover, a true relic of the video nasty era. The central image is a testament to low-budget horror's ability to shock and enthrall.
The Graphic Nightmare
The design features a gruesome, painted scene that instantly conjures the film's sinister premise. A menacing, pitchfork-wielding farmer dominates the composition, a figure of rural dread poised above a horrifying tableau. Reaching upward from the darkness below, disembodied hands claw for salvation, representing the victims of the Blood Farmers' gruesome harvest. This visual immediately telegraphs the film's plot: the harvesting of blood.
The Bold Typography
The title "INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS" is rendered in bold, blood-red letters, mirroring the original VHS cover. This impactful text placement ensures the title is instantly recognizable and further emphasizes the horror theme. It serves not only as the film's identification but also as another visual element to enhance the overall dramatic effect.
A Touch of Distributor Variations
The design aims to evoke the feeling of owning a retro VHS release. Variations are hinted at, capturing the essence of the original cover art's multiple release styles from distributors like Regal Video and Baker Video. The look is a bold statement, intended to grab attention just as it did on the shelves of your local video store.
Unisex Heavy-Blend Hoodie
A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt built for comfort-first living. This heavy-blend hoodie pairs plush insulation with a clean, unfussy silhouette — roomy enough to curl up in, tidy enough to wear out.
Product Highlights
Made from a thick cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie feels plush the moment you put it on. The fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky, and the soft brushed interior keeps it gentle against the skin — perfect for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or working from the couch.
Practical details matter: the spacious kangaroo pocket gives your hands a place to warm up and keeps small essentials close, while a matching drawstring adds a refined touch that won't clash with print or embroidery. Built with reinforced seams and a balanced weight, it wears like your favorite sweatshirt from week one.
- Thick cotton/polyester blend for softness and thermal comfort
- Brushed interior for a cozy hand-feel
- Large kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Matching drawstring for a clean, coordinated look
- Durable construction designed to hold shape and color
Fit & Style Notes
This hoodie has a relaxed, unisex cut—comfortable as a standalone layer or roomy enough to go over a tee. Prefer a contemporary, oversized look? Consider sizing up one. Want a neater fit for layering under jackets? Stick with your usual size.
Style it with tapered joggers and minimalist sneakers for an elevated casual set, or add a denim jacket and boots for an easy street-ready outfit. It's a versatile base for prints, patches, or embroidered logos.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a hoodie you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Tip: For a roomy, contemporary hoodie, go one size up. For a trim, layered fit, pick your usual size.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- If needed, iron or steam on low heat
