KILLER CONDOM (VHS COVER) T-Shirt: Design Description
A Slice of Sleazy Cinema
This t-shirt showcases the lurid and unforgettable artwork from the VHS release of "Killer Condom." The design explosively captures the film's essence: a bizarre collision of horror, comedy, and outright absurdity.
Teeth and Titillation
The central image, a teeth-lined condom, is the undeniable star. This grotesque yet comical representation directly reflects the film's premise – a murderous prophylactic. It's an immediate visual shorthand, conveying the film's dark humor and shocking nature. The teeth symbolize the predatory nature of the condom, while the condom itself represents a perversion of a symbol of intimacy.
Horror and Hilarity Combined
The overall style leans into exaggerated horror aesthetics, embracing the VHS era's low-budget, over-the-top charm. Bold colors and possibly even a sense of decay or grittiness within the design work to emphasize the film's cult status. This visual style aims to set expectations that the wearer likes something that is intentionally outrageous.
More Than Just a Movie Poster
This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a statement. It declares a taste for the wonderfully weird, the underground, and the unapologetically bizarre. The design is a badge of honor for fans of cult cinema, a conversation starter, and a playful nod to the film's provocative themes.
Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
A reliable classic cotton tee built for comfort, durability, and style. This unisex heavy cotton shirt is the perfect everyday staple — soft, structured, and designed to make printed designs look sharp and vibrant.
Product Highlights
- 100% heavy cotton fabric for structure and comfort
- Smooth surface ensures vivid, long-lasting prints
- No side seams for irritation-free wear
- Reinforced shoulders to maintain shape over time
- Classic unisex fit — works for all body types
Fit & Style Notes
Designed with versatility in mind, this tee works as your everyday go-to. Wear it true-to-size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed, modern drape. The mid-weight cotton balances softness and structure, making it equally great for layering or wearing on its own.
Style it with jeans, joggers, or skirts — its timeless silhouette makes it easy to dress up or down. Perfect for personal wear, printing, branding, or merch drops.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a t-shirt you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.10 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 23.70 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.00 |
Tip: Compare these measurements with your favorite tee for the best fit.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not iron directly on printed designs
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on low heat
