KILLER CONDOM 2 (VHS COVER) Hoodie - Design Description
Front Cover
The front of this hoodie explodes with a lurid, eye-catching design, a direct homage to the VHS packaging of the cult classic horror-comedy, *Killer Condom*. The artwork immediately establishes the film's grotesque and comedic essence. A menacing, razor-toothed condom, the film's monstrous antagonist, is prominently displayed, likely rendered in vivid, unsettling detail. The overall impression is one of shock value and dark humor, perfectly capturing the spirit of a B-movie.
Spine
Mimicking the spine of a vintage VHS tape, the hoodie design incorporates essential information. The title "KILLER CONDOM 2" is boldly emblazoned, perhaps alongside a catalog number and the distributor's name, rendered in a font that suggests a low-budget, slightly chaotic aesthetic. This element is crucial to authenticating the VHS cover feel, offering a tactile reference to its original format. The vertical orientation adds a distinct visual flair.
Back Cover
The back of the hoodie is a canvas for further storytelling, echoing the back cover design of a VHS. Stills from the movie may be included to highlight key moments or characters, offering a glimpse into the film's narrative. A concise synopsis adds a layer of contextual information and a tagline might be included to capture the tone of the movie. This section reinforces the grotesque and comedic themes, appealing to a cult audience who recognize the unique blend of horror and humor.
Unisex Heavy-Blend Hoodie
A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt built for comfort-first living. This heavy-blend hoodie pairs plush insulation with a clean, unfussy silhouette — roomy enough to curl up in, tidy enough to wear out.
Product Highlights
Made from a thick cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie feels plush the moment you put it on. The fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky, and the soft brushed interior keeps it gentle against the skin — perfect for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or working from the couch.
Practical details matter: the spacious kangaroo pocket gives your hands a place to warm up and keeps small essentials close, while a matching drawstring adds a refined touch that won't clash with print or embroidery. Built with reinforced seams and a balanced weight, it wears like your favorite sweatshirt from week one.
- Thick cotton/polyester blend for softness and thermal comfort
- Brushed interior for a cozy hand-feel
- Large kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Matching drawstring for a clean, coordinated look
- Durable construction designed to hold shape and color
Fit & Style Notes
This hoodie has a relaxed, unisex cut—comfortable as a standalone layer or roomy enough to go over a tee. Prefer a contemporary, oversized look? Consider sizing up one. Want a neater fit for layering under jackets? Stick with your usual size.
Style it with tapered joggers and minimalist sneakers for an elevated casual set, or add a denim jacket and boots for an easy street-ready outfit. It's a versatile base for prints, patches, or embroidered logos.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a hoodie you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Tip: For a roomy, contemporary hoodie, go one size up. For a trim, layered fit, pick your usual size.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- If needed, iron or steam on low heat
