"Marriage is a Dangerous Sport" T-Shirt Design
This t-shirt design celebrates the satirical spirit of D.K. Findlay's short story, "Marriage is a Dangerous Sport," as it appeared in the January 21, 1950 issue of Collier's magazine. The artwork captures the playful, athletic metaphor at the heart of the story, transforming the trials of marriage into a humorous competition.
Visual Elements & Interpretation
The design likely incorporates imagery suggestive of sports, but subverts it with symbols of domestic life. Potential elements could include a couple, portrayed as athletes engaged in a humorous "event" like a relay race carrying household objects, or a boxing match where wedding rings serve as gloves. Perhaps the imagery depicts a trophy or medal awarded for "Most Durable Marriage." The specific visual approach would determine the meaning. It could represent the stamina, teamwork, and resilience required to navigate the challenges of married life, while still embracing the humour of the journey.
The use of typography would be critical. The title, "Marriage is a Dangerous Sport," could be rendered in a bold, vintage font reminiscent of the mid-20th century. The typeface will add to the vintage aesthetic and further communicate the satirical tone.
Symbolism
The overall symbolism revolves around reframing marriage, suggesting that it's an arena where individuals compete with and support one another. The sporting metaphor suggests both the joy of teamwork, the endurance needed, and the inherent unpredictability of the "game" of marriage. The design offers a lighthearted exploration of the everyday realities and unexpected challenges, offering a tongue-in-cheek celebration of marriage.
Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
A reliable classic cotton tee built for comfort, durability, and style. This unisex heavy cotton shirt is the perfect everyday staple — soft, structured, and designed to make printed designs look sharp and vibrant.
Product Highlights
- 100% heavy cotton fabric for structure and comfort
- Smooth surface ensures vivid, long-lasting prints
- No side seams for irritation-free wear
- Reinforced shoulders to maintain shape over time
- Classic unisex fit — works for all body types
Fit & Style Notes
Designed with versatility in mind, this tee works as your everyday go-to. Wear it true-to-size for a classic fit, or size up for a relaxed, modern drape. The mid-weight cotton balances softness and structure, making it equally great for layering or wearing on its own.
Style it with jeans, joggers, or skirts — its timeless silhouette makes it easy to dress up or down. Perfect for personal wear, printing, branding, or merch drops.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a t-shirt you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 | 15.10 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 | 16.50 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 | 18.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 | 19.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 | 21.00 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 22.40 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 23.70 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 25.00 |
Tip: Compare these measurements with your favorite tee for the best fit.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not iron directly on printed designs
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on low heat
