SCHLOCK 1973 Movie Poster - Hoodie Design
Embrace the monstrous charm of John Landis's directorial debut with this hoodie featuring the iconic artwork of the Schlock movie poster. The design is a direct homage to the classic monster movie posters, specifically the dramatic imagery of King Kong, but with a comedic twist.
A Love Stranger Than King Kong
At the heart of the design is the imposing figure of Schlock, the Schlockthropus, depicted in the very best traditions of movie monsters - a hairy ape creature. He clutches an unconscious woman, echoing the familiar romanticism and peril of the giant monster subgenre. This visual immediately establishes the parody and spoof elements central to the film's concept.
Bold Silhouettes and Goofy Charm
The poster's design capitalizes on broad silhouettes and dramatic poses, characteristic of classic monster movie marketing. However, the application is deliberately goofy, with the creature's appearance hinting at the film’s self-aware humor. The film’s title, Schlock, is boldly displayed, ensuring immediate recognition of the film and its quirky tone.
Symbolism of Subversion
The artwork represents a subversion of the monster movie genre. The parody is evident in the deliberately silly and endearing portrayal of the monster. The design encapsulates the core of the film itself: a prehistoric ape disrupting the ordinariness of suburbia, while simultaneously lampooning the conventions of classic monster films with an intentional sense of absurdity and charm.
Unisex Heavy-Blend Hoodie
A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt built for comfort-first living. This heavy-blend hoodie pairs plush insulation with a clean, unfussy silhouette — roomy enough to curl up in, tidy enough to wear out.
Product Highlights
Made from a thick cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie feels plush the moment you put it on. The fabric traps warmth without feeling bulky, and the soft brushed interior keeps it gentle against the skin — perfect for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or working from the couch.
Practical details matter: the spacious kangaroo pocket gives your hands a place to warm up and keeps small essentials close, while a matching drawstring adds a refined touch that won't clash with print or embroidery. Built with reinforced seams and a balanced weight, it wears like your favorite sweatshirt from week one.
- Thick cotton/polyester blend for softness and thermal comfort
- Brushed interior for a cozy hand-feel
- Large kangaroo pocket for warmth and storage
- Matching drawstring for a clean, coordinated look
- Durable construction designed to hold shape and color
Fit & Style Notes
This hoodie has a relaxed, unisex cut—comfortable as a standalone layer or roomy enough to go over a tee. Prefer a contemporary, oversized look? Consider sizing up one. Want a neater fit for layering under jackets? Stick with your usual size.
Style it with tapered joggers and minimalist sneakers for an elevated casual set, or add a denim jacket and boots for an easy street-ready outfit. It's a versatile base for prints, patches, or embroidered logos.
Size Guide
For best results, measure a hoodie you already own laid flat and compare the chest width and length to the chart below.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Tip: For a roomy, contemporary hoodie, go one size up. For a trim, layered fit, pick your usual size.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- If needed, iron or steam on low heat